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Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40365) - you deserved it (7240)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:25pm - misc - by grossed out - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

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I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.

#1 - On 03/25/2013 at 6:07pm by TorisaurusRexxx

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At least their were no sticky keys ;)

#3 - On 03/25/2013 at 6:09pm by Jonny_Blaze0017

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