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Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out "well fuck you too". Very awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12128) - you deserved it (37351)

On 03/23/2013 at 8:38pm - misc - by Kjer (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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Put your fucking family filter on, why don't ya?

#7 - On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am by crackmore278

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Yes that's always the first response

#3 - On 03/24/2013 at 4:54am by Grootensliven

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