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Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50782) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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I guess your mom isn't getting your new, new number.

#3 - On 03/23/2013 at 10:02pm by 21jason

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change your number again. don't give it to your idiotic mother.

#5 - On 03/23/2013 at 10:03pm by diablodeldragoon

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