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Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (5014)

On 03/21/2013 at 1:59am - misc - by captainlame (man) - United States

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You know, there are pills for that?

#3 - On 03/21/2013 at 7:15am by blankjack

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ehh, shoulda whimpered and made it onto the sick puppy routine. I've been told chicks dig that

#8 - On 03/21/2013 at 7:23am by karlcolt45

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