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Today, it's my third night of finally living on my own in a house. I can't count the number of times I have run to my knife and pepper spray after hearing "suspicious" sounds. Maybe I'm not ready to be an adult after all. FML
call a friend over fora night or two! or get a dog, he'll keep ya safe :)
I am looking forward to another FML from you about being shit scared with your own reflection in the mirror.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015