Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML

by Dat Stanky Mouf / 03/16/2013 at 5:52pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous

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  • 4 out 5 dentists agree that your boyfriend will have Summer Teeth. Some are here... Some are gone.

    #3 - On 03/17/2013 at 5:39am by challan

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  • Another thing your boyfriend may be unaware of: eating an apple every day is not a viable alternative to going to the doctors, nor does it repel them.

    #2 - On 03/17/2013 at 5:38am by FreshPie

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