Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

by human lava lamp / 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • You could have just nodded/shook your head.

    #1 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:04pm by BoobsAreAmazing

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  • So instead of being a decent human being, you faked a disability? She wasn't even asking you to give up a seat, just to sit next to you, you twit!

    I don't care what kind of poor social skills you have. You're just a rotten person.

    #10 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:09pm by DocBastard

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