Today, I was reciting lines for a play that I'm in. It was going great, until I realized that I was actually reciting my scripted sales pitch from my telemarketing job. FML
by sales ham / 03/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
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"Out, out, brief candle! Life is but a walking shadow, and now for just three installments of $12.99 you can purchase this wonderful desk lamp."
#7 - On 03/06/2013 at 6:33am by Baustigt
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That's why they tell you to never mix business with pleasure.
#1 - On 03/06/2013 at 6:21am by electrorange
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