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Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (3914)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:00pm - misc - by Neversleepingthereagain (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.

#2 - On 02/28/2013 at 8:47pm by James64138

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Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-

#1 - On 02/28/2013 at 8:46pm by MarisaCB

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