Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
by guyssuck / 02/26/2013 at 2:11pm / Canada (Northwest Territories) / Miscellaneous
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You should hurry up and get done with using the couch because I'm sure your husband is going to be sleeping there for awhile.
#4 - On 02/26/2013 at 5:55pm by Tito30
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He should be a good husband and take care of you.
#1 - On 02/26/2013 at 5:54pm by jem970
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