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Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (2246)

On 02/25/2013 at 7:44pm - misc - by sniperkit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Or start looking for a new roommate..

#1 - On 02/26/2013 at 4:10am by heyitsvanessaa

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You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.

#11 - On 02/26/2013 at 4:30am by SApprentice

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