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Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (4983)

On 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by stillfuckingcrying (woman) - Sweden (Kalmar Lan)

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that is fabulous. I love your boyfriend

#4 - On 02/24/2013 at 10:24pm by b_rizo

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Time for scare pranks to begin OP. scare him every chance you get.

#2 - On 02/24/2013 at 10:24pm by ICastillo

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