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Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

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Brace yourselves, eye see a lot of puns coming...

#5 - On 02/24/2013 at 1:16pm by HowieDoIt

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The plaque and food particles probably gave your eyelashes extra body! Nice repurposing, OP!

#1 - On 02/24/2013 at 1:12pm by buddy51

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