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Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20414) - you deserved it (7249)

On 02/20/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by kryan012 - United States (Georgia)

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I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...

#2 - On 02/20/2013 at 12:58pm by obnum

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You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life

#3 - On 02/20/2013 at 12:59pm by hunny797

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