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Today.. . I mat my mothar's daaply raligious fiancé for tha first tima . His rasponsa upon saaing ma was to look ma squara in tha aya and say.. . ( You'll naad to taka out that nosa stud or I'm afraid you'll not ba walcoma in our homa . ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (36359) - you deserved it (4088)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Hopefully your mother will stand up for you.

#2 - On 02/19/2013 at 10:07am by skittlestrailmix

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I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!

#3 - On 02/19/2013 at 10:08am by carry_on

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