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Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (2675)

On 02/17/2013 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Tell the director to be your first client by kissing your ass.

#1 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:23am by Xquisite1

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Your director is an ass but I think it's sweet that someone suggested you!

#2 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:25am by feldco1

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