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Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Let the kid out of your kung-fu grip from time to time. They will make their own mistakes and get hurt... its part of life... let them live it. However, definitely pound the "look both ways" thing into his head and make sure he does it. Getting hurt doesn't need to mean dying.

#7 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:37pm by examancer

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I feel bad for your kid. My parents were giant hypocrites, too.

#19 - On 02/13/2009 at 9:17pm by mikeyellenlee

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