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Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML


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On 02/16/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by howannoying - Australia (Victoria)

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Maybe you were safer walking home than being in the car with your mum in that state.

#12 - On 02/16/2013 at 9:53am by maz95

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Anger issues. She should probably see someone about that. You know, find another way to vent than to throw their child out of the car....

#7 - On 02/16/2013 at 9:48am by Nicole1225

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