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Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36258) - you deserved it (8100)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Sounds totally wrong, and disrespectful.

#1 - On 02/15/2013 at 5:31am by FatBuoy

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Call her mom a cracker and see how she feels about it

#3 - On 02/15/2013 at 5:34am by danial1214

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