Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

by obsequiousfannyflapper / 02/10/2013 at 6:13pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your roommate has presented you the perfect opportunity to pull some master pranks. Use her paranoia to your advantage.

    #1 - On 02/10/2013 at 9:00pm by littlemonster94

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  • Put iocaine in her drink after building up an immunity to it. Problem solved.

    #4 - On 02/10/2013 at 9:03pm by 0RedPenguin0

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