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Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (7481)

On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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That really stucks.

#1 - On 02/03/2013 at 6:16am by ZackST

See in context

Did anybody else think of the bit in Monsters Inc where the orange monster comes out of the room with a sock stuck to him?
Or is it just me?

#12 - On 02/03/2013 at 6:45am by toon_girl

See in context




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