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Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

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Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...

#3 - On 02/02/2013 at 1:23pm by toelie

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(Sigh) Cue the shit puns

#6 - On 02/02/2013 at 1:25pm by AwkwardPartyBear

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