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Today, I spun off te road and into a ditc!! Te insurance company told me I'd ave to wait an our, as tey ad oter cars to tow frst!! I ad to pee so badly tat I resorted to using te only ting I ad in my car: a plastic bag!! Tat's wen I got a knock on my window from te tow truck driver!! mega FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 1:57am - misc - by merp. (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.

#2 - On 02/02/2013 at 5:53am by LovesSushi

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Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.

#3 - On 02/02/2013 at 5:54am by maz95

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