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Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 1:57am - misc - by merp. (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.

#2 - On 02/02/2013 at 5:53am by LovesSushi

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Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.

#3 - On 02/02/2013 at 5:54am by maz95

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