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Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12721) - you deserved it (57528)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

#4 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:44pm by theneatoburrito

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Bloody genius.

#2 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:43pm by hig999

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