Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
by anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.
#4 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:44pm by theneatoburrito
See in context
#2 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:43pm by hig999
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