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Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Creeped out (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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I bet she wouldn't mind breaking it in.

#3 - On 01/28/2013 at 10:12am by NoorFML

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Awwh c'mon, that's funny as hell.

#2 - On 01/28/2013 at 10:12am by Psycho_Babydoll

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