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Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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You should call and complain about him...that's just rude

#1 - On 01/24/2013 at 8:47pm by lovecrazy12

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"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!" - broke black lady with a burnt down apartment

#5 - On 01/24/2013 at 8:49pm by MrMizzouBound

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