Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32394) - you deserved it (5492)
On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to…
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I would not like it Sam I am.
#1 - On 01/24/2013 at 3:52am by joshiepo0
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+251 | 18
Sounds fun to me.
#2 - On 01/24/2013 at 3:52am by mrbattleman
+251 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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