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Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Florida)

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#8: YOU get a life, seriously. STFU.

Omfg, are y'all dumb? OP said her friend came LATE, idk about y'all but I don't have telepathic powers to know what my friends will wear.

OP: That sucks, awww :/ Just buy something & wear it out of the store, if it really made you mad.

#14 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:28pm by ohhhhshizzz

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She's not very observant.

#1 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:17pm by 24788

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