She's one of those sadistic women who like to be alpha-male'd dominated without chivalry and wants to feel like she's being treated like an object when you pound deep inside her from behind

I'm sorry 33, I must excuse myself to wash the vomit from my shirt after such vivid imagery was placed into my head.

Holy crap 33! Chill out

Not that 33 has ever thought about that before or anything...

Hrm, I agree. You should probably establish a safe word first though. Safe, sane and consentual, you know!

That comment made me picture wanton granny pounding more than the obvious wrong point of view of 33.

Uh 33 I think you mean masochistic. Sadist would be if she were the one holding the whip. ._. Lovely image you put in my mind, by the way.

She seems disinterested on the outside, but on the inside she's yearning for you to bang the dust out of her.

Or she didn't want him at all and was just making a joke. People these days are crazy. Always assuming the worst. Like giving kids some extra halloween candy out of my windowless van suddenly makes me a pedophile? What I'm trying to say, is that I'm sure she's a very nice lady.

I need brain bleach after that comment -_-

Thanks for the correction, 58. My bad. Masochistic woman. I'm happy my comment was vivid, it's what I wanted to send. My girlfriend likes to feel dominated and being handled rough, which is what inspired my wording. We like it sweet and slow sometimes too, like everyone else ;)

I could not agree more #59

You were great with your imagery and sounds like a Great sex life #83.

Should have just asked; "What's it gonna take Grams?"

And when you get there ask her to take her dentures out. Hahahah

Naw, that's just Ben-Gay, mothballs and stale cigarette smoke. It's easy to confuse the two.

Challenge Accepted!!

#43, let's hope Granny doesn't forget her Depends. The Gray Commandos terrorize the world with their hangy-down cooters!

Yep! Invite her to BINGO!(:

Or take her to actual court! Ladies love an aggressive man. Wait, maybe they don't. Eh, probably doesn't matter.

@75 I really don't want to know your type now.

Sorry unconscious sex doesn't count

Oh trust me. It counts.

A real live tortoise stuck on its back would be screwed. Think that old lady falls in that same category? :P

Oh, you :p

Awesome old lady FTW

The Hanging-down Cooter, perdix, the Hanging-down Cooter.

I think you missed the joke, Depends is an adult diaper brand.

#15, so, can I put you down as a "yes?"

Only if you go in with me. The HDC should always be tackled as a team. 16- I was making an in-joke with perdix, myself.