Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
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Hmm weird. That usually works.
#1 - On 01/18/2013 at 12:50pm by Coop817
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I smell a challenge.
#3 - On 01/18/2013 at 12:50pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY
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