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Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22917) - you deserved it (2538)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

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He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat.

Your dad is a genius!

#1 - On 01/09/2013 at 10:15am by ManInTheMachine

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Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.

#5 - On 01/09/2013 at 10:17am by 123man

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