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Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML


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On 01/04/2013 at 9:04pm - misc - by moronforadad (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Karma is a bitch!

#3 - On 01/04/2013 at 11:34pm by jgriff79

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He could have been a little more supportive.

Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.

#8 - On 01/04/2013 at 11:36pm by dirton89

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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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