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Taday 24-year-old brother again yelld at me for looking at himhile he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open , an if the bathroom wasn't drectly opposite bedroom. FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!

#6 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:48pm by Aspen_Grace33

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He needs to learn how to shut the door before he lets it loose.

#4 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:47pm by IllestRated

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