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Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36561) - you deserved it (5034)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)

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Someone probably just tried harder to open it than you did

#5 - On 12/28/2012 at 3:06am by Charleybelle

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Christmas presents? Isn't it a little late already? Unless you're buying 362 days in advance.

#2 - On 12/28/2012 at 3:03am by oj101

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