By CambodianAsshole - 25/12/2012 06:41 - United States - Placentia

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
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shaagy2760 13

I think it's a sign to get a car and a license

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...

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bianchieiei 13

You should be glad your parents think for your future.

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chosha_fml 26

The roadside assistance package will likely run out before OP has a car or licence. It's a completely stupid present if they honestly want to help with the future.

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Awes0meperson 10

No, it's just one of those presents: "Oh, you don't like it? Well I guess I'll have to take it then…"

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shaagy2760 13

I think it's a sign to get a car and a license

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Carmstro 13

OP is 12 and what is this? Just a reference, guys, chill out, slow down on the downvotes, I know that we don't know OP's age.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...

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chosha_fml 26

Except it'll probably run out before OP has a car or licence.

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etchsanity1 11

Or they are intending to buy a car if you will only get your license

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howdeedoo 22

That seems rather unlikely, don't you think?

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kevsandy303 12

You never know. Maybe OP was supposed to get a vibrator for Christmas, but the giver screwed up and gave it to their mom. That leaves OP with the roadside equipment thing.

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Bulldozer1981 4

Maybe they thinking you should get a license and a vehicle and planning ahead

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Marvin_Kay 10

And you think your parents would know that

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denden_mushi 11

Maybe they're thinking of buying you a car, or they think you need to hurry up and start driving.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

I bet OP broke down in tears, their parents could've steered clear of this disappointment! I guess wheel never know what happened after they got that lousy present

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