Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML

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  • Mothers are very over protective you don't know what there thinking.

    #1 - On 12/18/2012 at 6:06pm by lukemack

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  • Vodka is the same color as water, so maybe she's Russian.

    #6 - On 12/18/2012 at 6:08pm by mbpoland

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