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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States

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Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!

#2 - On 12/17/2012 at 7:06pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:

#1 - On 12/17/2012 at 7:05pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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