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Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29184) - you deserved it (3186)

On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Go home Red Jeep hater! You're drunk!

#2 - On 12/17/2012 at 5:56am by SakataGintoki

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The guy at my work that drives a red jeep is an absolute twat. If you're him, YDI.
If not, FYL OP, that's a shitty thing to have to deal with around the Holiday Season

#5 - On 12/17/2012 at 6:06am by EpicSquishii

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