Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2012 at 6:12pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous

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  • You're paying him to unlock the door, not to be quiet. That's extra.

    #4 - On 12/14/2012 at 8:36pm by DocBastard

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  • You should've seen the Italian plumber who came to my house. He had a huge nose and wore this weird red hat, and CONSTANTLY talked about "saving the princess". Such a strange fellow.

    #9 - On 12/14/2012 at 8:40pm by Sinamoi

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