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Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42076) - you deserved it (7755)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.

#10 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:53am by splat

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hahahaha that's funny.

#1 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:07am by grazynaanka

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