Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
by oops / 05/18/2009 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.
#10 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:53am by splat
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That's what I call giving your customers a little extra.
Even though it's a horrible gift!
#5 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:15am by 24788
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