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Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29699) - you deserved it (2468)

On 12/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by SBCR (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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And you call her your "best" friend? Fuck her.

#3 - On 12/07/2012 at 10:25am by emeraldisle

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That truly sucks. Go and be polite, but don't invite her when you get married.

#1 - On 12/07/2012 at 10:24am by kell84

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