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Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States

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That's exactly why I'm a virgin to this day. I'm afraid of becoming addicted to sex. Yeah. That's it.

#6 - On 12/04/2012 at 2:56am by zingline89

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Well it all seems ridiculous now, but the same thing happened to me.

I tried iced tea for the first time four years ago. Oh, it was all fun and games at first. I'd drink it on the weekends or those long summer days beside the pool. I was young and reckless. And before I knew it, there I was, sucking the remnants from a teabag I found on the floor in Mary's Tea and Treacle.

Don't be like me, OP. Oh, heaven help you, don't be like me.

#14 - On 12/04/2012 at 3:05am by Baustigt

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