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Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (2350)

On 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

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Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.

#1 - On 12/02/2012 at 9:35pm by UsernameHere234

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usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....

#8 - On 12/02/2012 at 9:39pm by kotana191

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