Tell them your kitten is hooked on weed.
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Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats.
Cut him off now before its too late!
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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