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Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I think that's a sign to do him right there on the table. At least that's the signal that your Mom is getting across

#5 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:08am by Pleonasm

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Your project's history now OP. FYL

#3 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:07am by crimsonlover4

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