is there an app for that?

That made no sense @5

16- you made no sense

1- It's just like running with scissors, but more tragic. R.I.P., OP's innocent iPhone.

Well now OP has a great excuse to get an Android!

and here starts an iPhone vs. Android argument.

I think that apples are much more mummy than androids. You always get circuits stuck in your teeth and get shocked, apples are just downright delicious! Lets argue about this instead!

58 meant yummy. (This comment is for the people who will thumb him/her down for one wrong letter)

Should've had best buys geek squad protection!

Why not run with an iPhone? Just don't be butter fingers and you'll be fun. I run with mine in my hand a lot and I have never ever dropped my iPhone, nor my iPhone 3G. I've never dropped an iPhone ever. It isn't hard to hold onto it.

This is why you have a grippy rubber case.

Oh ho ho, icwutudidthar 5

Why not run with an iPhone? It turns it into a iPad Mini! Everybody wins!!

Speak from experience ?

#105 Do you mean me? Luckily, no. I've had mine a year and not dropped it once. :)

You can run with a Nokia phone, but dropping that in the road would cause a car accident.

Ran over by plenty of cars = completely broken

23- It's a popular saying consisting of saying, basically, that OP is too cool to just scratch the screen like other people; he had to get it scrambled by a troop of cars. He didn't imply it wasn't completely broken. Maybe it's lost on some people, I dunno.

True

Truuu* Yours truly, 2 Chainzzz!

Can OP be a hipster if they own an iPhone?

He'd need a feature phone for that.

Thank you captain obvious

I remember that happening with my Nokia 3310 back in 2002, caused a 300 car pileup. It was horrible. I did find my phone though, so it was all well and good.

I dunno about OP but i once shattered my iphone and the insurance company gave me a brand new once :) same goes with my macbook

You dropped a Nokia and it was stopped by the ground? Bullshit.

EDIT: before i get run over by grammar nazis *brand new one

42- that's an obvious typo, not bad spelling. Don't worry about it.

Oh, no it didn't. I had to go down a two mile hole to find it. The pileup was due to a whole block of destroyed roads, naturally.

Why r ppl down voting this, it was a good comment

Wow! Thanks for informing us.

4- I say this way more often than I should have to, but there's literally a button for that :0

Run with a Nokia instead.

but not a Lumia!

I'd rather run with a iPhone than the shit Thors hammer is made of.

I run with a RAZR, which is arguably better than running with scissors.

Best Buys geek squad protection is way better than apple care!

Really? In what way are they better than Apple Care? Honestly, I don't know.

Only? Get an Otter Box. Invincible and half the cost.

Only

Previous FML, fellows.

I feel just one car would have destroyed your iPhone, even with an indestructible case. Didn't an FML from a couple months ago mention someone who simply dropped their phone with such a case as a test and it broke? Got to be less careless, if you had tripped you'd be in the same situation.

13- would you rather not get it and have to pay $500 for another iPhone in situations similar (but less drastic) than this?

Actually, my teacher accidentally ran over her phone (she didn't notice she had dropped it at the door) and she had a life proof case, it survived

I've had it and ran over mine threw it at a wall everything and my iPhone survived I've even heard stories of it surviving in a busy intersection for over 30 minutes. They person testing it might haven't had the defender series.

Who can challenge the whim of the iGods? YOU ARE NOT WORTHY, OP.

i wish i could give you two tumbs! ;-)

Who said they had the iPhone 5? All I read was "iPhone" nothing about the generation.

Sorry, I'm stupid, didn't read the FML clearly

You just made this post ten times funnier.