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Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28488) - you deserved it (2647)

On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

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I'm sure this is the epitome of FML. Sorry OP, at least you were trying to be responsible.

#4 - On 11/26/2012 at 6:52pm by hotPinklipstick

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Screaming 'rape' usually stops all action.

#5 - On 11/26/2012 at 6:53pm by Harpy20

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