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Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22186) - you deserved it (5502)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.

#2 - On 11/22/2012 at 12:57pm by the_enigma1019

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Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody

#3 - On 11/22/2012 at 12:57pm by Leadamp

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