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Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 4:54am - misc - by WamBamSam - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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Urine trouble now OP

#2 - On 11/21/2012 at 1:12pm by Pretty_reckless

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Well, you can't expect a homeless man to afford actual cleaner. Pfft. Come on, OP.

#3 - On 11/21/2012 at 1:12pm by NoorFML

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