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Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML


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On 11/20/2012 at 9:37pm - misc - by Hover Hand (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.

#1 - On 11/21/2012 at 2:57am by AbstraktThoughts

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You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...

#2 - On 11/21/2012 at 3:00am by Bakarra

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