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Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30250) - you deserved it (5724)

On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Are you a boy or a girl? That tidbit definitely affects how bad your life sucks. If your a boy, not too big of a deal. If you're a girl... well, looks like you're giving a few people a free show.

#2 - On 11/19/2012 at 7:04pm by kyleekay

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I'd say that plan literally went down the toilet. I hope the rest of your day wasn't stalled much because of it.

#8 - On 11/19/2012 at 7:05pm by FlyingPie

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